You are trying to clean out the rabbit's cage and your rabbit supervisor keeps getting in the way.

You follow advice to squeal when your rabbit nips too hard and now your neighbors would swear you keep pet pigs.

One minute you are lying peacefully on the sofa and the next you have a rabbit sitting on your face.

You bring home a new rabbit and your first pulls paper out of the new rabbit's cage and "marks" the paper.

You bring something home that smells of another rabbit and your rabbit surrounds the offending item with "territorial markers" .