It takes three people at the vet's office to hold down and examine your four-pound rabbit.

When your rabbit is really mad at the other rabbit, it lets loose a gaseous cloud that would make a skunk proud.

You're late letting your rabbit out for runtime, so your rabbit comes out thumping to let you know how she feels about being kept waiting.

Picking up the rqbbit requires patience / lots of time / a chase / a towel / several people / all of these.

You take a cardboard tube to the vet's office to keep your rabbit occupied and the rabbit makes so much noise with it, the vet techs keep coming in to make sure everything is okay.