Judah |
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| Also Known As: | King Judah Judah the Lionhead |
| Breed: | Lionhead |
| Weight: | 4 Pounds |
| Sex: | Male |
| Age: | 8 Months |
| Known Associates: | Oliver |
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I am the king! |
Best Known For:
| He starts the moment the sun rises by ringing the bell in his cage until his slaves respond. Wait too long and you will be provided with extra work restoring his room to its original condition. |
| His princely feet are too delicate to touch anything but the softest cloths only, premium towels of 400 thread count bedding will do. |
| Allow his food bowl to run low, and he will throw it against the bars of his cage until its refilled. |
| Ignore his petitions for love and you risk being head-butted and ignored for the rest of the day. |
| Litter is not sufficient to pamper his delicate white underbelly. He prefers fresh green hay strewn atop the litter. |
| His litter box must be kept in the cleanest of conditions, if you fail to clean it at the right time, he will kick the contents out of his cage onto the bedroom floor. |
| A slave is never permitted a vacation, attempt to take one and he will show his full fury to the unfortunate stooges standing in. |
| He is a loving rabbit however, demanding it daily on his terms not yours. |
| A slave may never approach unless first bidden. |
| He will not allow his cage to keep him bound. It is his tower from which he rules his kingdom. |
| Favorites: Food - fresh Oxbow Timothy hay, Smell - brewing coffee, TV Show - Friends (that Ross should be in the dungeon), Pastimes - expanding his kingdom by chinning everything that doesn't move and a few things that do, Sparring Partner - Oliver, Game - bunny-keep-away. |
If You Could Read His Mind:
| "It is so hard for a bunny to find good help. These slaves, they keep going on vacation. When will they ever learn a king must be attended to daily, you cannot go out of town and just leave me with anyone. And to confine me to such a small cottage instead of my four story rabbitcastle, the insolence! I'll show them...Chomp." |