Angel Myrrh |
| Also Known As: |
Sweetie Pie
Brat
Cutie Pie
Mr. Myrrh
Working on "Your Royal
Highness" |
| Breed: |
Mini Lop |
| Weight: |
6 Pounds |
| Sex: |
Male |
| Age: |
11 Months
Died Suddenly due to a GI defect |
| Known Associates: |
Theodore, Holly, Lauren, Dante, Chip, Thumper, Ebony
& Oliver |
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I've been looking forward
to being a star! |
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| Sending in his own qualifications to be a Visiting Expert: |
Why I should Be a Rabbittude
Star
By Myrrh |
| Even though I am the youngest and newest arrival in
my home, I have Mom completely wrapped around my little paws. There
are eight other rabbits here, but I know I am "top bun"
because: |
- I tugged at Mom's heartstrings from 750
miles away. She agreed to rescue me (and two half-siblings), sight
unseen.
- When I started fighting with my half-brother,
I got to move into Mom's bathroom!
- I have redecorated the hallway with a
"hay buffet" and bunny toys. Dad (who walks with a cane)
can barely make his way through!
- When I was playing in the hall, I kept
looking into the guest room. Mom siad, "Honey, there's no
one in there." She's a bit slow, but she finally figured
out that the elderly widow downstairs needed to come upstairs
to be close to me.
- I'm fearless. When the one Dad calls "Evil
Black Demon Girl" bit a chunk out of my ear through the gate,
it didn't deter me at all! The notch in my ear became my "badge
of courage." The next day I was poised atop the chest at
the end of the hall, ready to leap into the black bunny's lair.
Mom used a second gate (on top of the first one) for several days
before she realized she could shut the door to the study. Did
I mention she's rather slow?
- Mom was quick to realize that my bathroom
needed to be lined with soft rugs. However, she's rather slow
to understand that beige rugs are boring and do not do justice
to my beauty. Royal purple, on the other hand...So far she has
only upgraded the bathroom's decor. I am working on convincing
her to re-carpet the hallway by tearing out the yucky 25-year-old
beige carpet. It's a big job, but somebody has to do it!
- I have taught Mom that I am entitle to
a full body massage each evening before bed. She does not decide
when it is time to stop...I do! When I say she has done an adequate
job, I offer her bunny kisses. She knows better than to stop before
I am satisfied!
- Mom commissioned hand-made, personalized
food and water bowls for me! Now if she would just realize that
I shoud only get "yellows" from the Kaytee Rainbow Exact...
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| Although she does show promise, I still have a great deal of training
left to do with this human specimen. For some reason she still believes
that she can interrupt me during an important project by thumping,
saying "No!", or flicking water at me. Silly human! She
sometimes forgets that when she is in my room, she must pet me constantly.
What other reason would she have for coming in here? |
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