Visiting Expert February 2005

Rolly Polly

Also Known As: Just Rolly Polly
Breed: Lop
Weight: 5 Pounds
Sex: Male
Age: 4 Years
Known Associates: Wife Road Runner

Rolly Polly

Be careful! I'm on patrol.

 

 

 Best Known For:

Rolly Polly has rabbittude if he is not fed first. He loves to nip you if he is fed second.
He also loves to nip at anyone that bothers his stuff.
Rolly Polly hops on the bed in the middle of the night just to wake his slaves up so he can try and get more food.
He believes that the house belongs to him and not anyone else.
If he is put in his cage, he will rattle it with his teeth to make his displeasure known.
If his water bowl is not cleaned at least twice a day, he will tip it over.
He believes that all animals should bow to him.
He loves to chase the cats away from his food.
Rolly Polly will chase the dog if the dog is sleeping too close to any water bowl in the house.
He thinks anything on the floor belongs to him and if it is moved or picked up, he will go and find it and bring it back to where it was.
Rolly Polly bites like a rattlesnake striking. If he does not see your hand before you touch him he will attack you.
He loves to try and help put the groceries up. He will go through all the bags and search through them looking for food. He will hop up on the kitchen table if he thinks there is food up there that he is not getting.
He loves to chew on ice.
Rolly Polly loves to watch football on TV.

 If You Could Read His Mind:

"What are you doing? I do not want my picture taken. Where's my food, I need food. Feed me and I mean feed me now!"
 
© 2005 Rabbittude