Visiting Expert June 2005

Roy

Also Known As: Ronus
Ronus the Ponus
Ro
Ro-Ro
Row-boat
Roy the Boy Toy
Fuzzybutt Ford
Breed: Chinchilla
Weight: 7.5 Pounds
Sex: Male
Age: 1 Year
Known Associates: Mom & Dad

Roy

I'm so, so cute!
You know you
want to pet me.

 

 

 Best Known For:

Mom is his bunny slave. He loves to get head rubs, but is very stingy with his thank you kisses.
Giving kisses when his Mom & Dad are sweaty (he feels the need to clean them).
Trashing his cage when he does not get everything he wants---when he wants it!
Just licking the frosting off his favorite treat, Frosted Mini Wheats.
Not even looking up from his food when someone is around---nothing comes in the way of food.
Running from the couch to the love seat at full speed and jumping onto Mom's stomach in the process.
Doing binkies on the couch and love seat.
Loving head rubs, and if you dare to pause for a rest, he will nudge you with his nose and push your hand back on top of his head for more.
Spinning and twirling and shaking his head back and forth in pure delight when his Mom & Dad come into the room.
Nibbling on the fringe of the area rugs.
Craning his neck and grunting loudly when he hears the treat bag rattle.

 If You Could Read His Mind:

"I am a stud, a princely stud. All the women want me because I am so gorgeous and I know it! I have a huge bachelor pad and my humans are my slaves. They pet and pet and I might throw 'em a couple of licks if they're lucky. Just bring on the treats, hay, and carrots and the cage will not get trashed."
 
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