Visiting Expert November 2005

Solomon

Also Known As: Sweet Bunny Boy
King Bun
Sol
Kamikaze Bunny
Gianormous Fluff Tail
Breed: Mini Lop
Weight: 4 Pounds & growing
Sex: Male
Age: 4 Months
Known Associates: Mojo kitty, Gryphon dog, zoe kitty, Mudshovel dog, 5 other bunnies--Briony, Mystic, Clary Sage, Gemma, and Whimsey, and lots of fish

Solomon

I'm king of the dog!

 Best Known For:

The picture of Solomon on top of Mom's 90 pound Great Dane mix puppy, Gryphon, is very real. The only editing done was to block out (to quote Mom), "All the mess I never get a chance to clean up because of all the bunny chores."
Solomon also walks on the 90 pound Yellow Lab who is allowed to live with the bunnies.
Solomon and all the other bunnies use the dogs as a step stool and as a heating pad or just plain comfy place to hang out.
But the most important thing about "walking all over the dog" for Solomon is to prove he is the superior being!!!
Not being satisfied with the Bunny 500---Solomon goes for the Bunny 1000!
Holding his giant fluffy tail very high and proud all the time.
Sassy foot-flicks when he can't get to the girls.
Following the kitties around, even when they go way up high, thereby giving his Mommy frequent heart palpitations.
Enormous, big "hang-time" binkies are his trademark.
Trashing his house if he doesn't get exercise time just when he wants it.
Refusing to sleep anywhere but on the softest pillows and fleece blankets.
Persistently flirting with Briony bunny girl, when she is clearly NOT having any of it.
Having astounding ear control---both up, both down, one up, one down, both half-mast.
Giving wonderful, generous bunny kisses.

 If You Could Read His Mind:

"Thank you for my life to the lady who donated everything for my surgeries when I had to have my broken jaw fixed! I am now better and handsomer than ever and everyone at my vet's office understandably thinks I am a miracle. Surely, you already knew I was?"
 
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